“People say, I eat like a sparrow, but honestly, you wouldn't want me, taking a sh*t on the roof of your car.”
"I think that sexually, I am of no fixed abode and happy to be homeless” - 2002.
"I used to be an ugly duckling, but now Im a big duck with shiney wings.” - 2000.
“OH f**k it!, that’s the off button.” - 2005.
“Of course I look thinner, I've got gastroenteritis.”
"im never eating chocolate again"
"sometimes i genuinely consider myself, to be held captive by the limitations of my own imagination - Then i go shoe shopping and im ok again"
"We choose the distance, we choose the landscape"